Friday, August 13, 2010

You might have MS if...

...your leg spasms and you think its your phone vibrating. noon you're ready to sleep another 8 hours. forget to write notes so you won't forget other stuff.
...your face is numb even before you drink a beer.'re dizzy just by sitting at a bench at an amusement park. pay a bill and forgot you already paid it. actually look forward to a cold shower.
...your treatment costs more than your vehicle. have more prescription drugs than the pharmacy.
...your cat uses your leg as a scratch post and you don't notice. have a closer relationship with your nurses than your friends.
...Mississippi isn't the first thing you think of when you see the words MS. need a GPS to find your GPS. are considering learning sign language because its easier than talking. think brain farts could be a legitimate symptom.
...your MRI picture has more spots than a dalmatian with chicken pox. get pulled over and fail the walking test but pass the breath test.
...a slinky can go down stairs faster than you can.

1 comment:

  1. I have MS too and got a big laugh on this one...only we can truly appreciate this!